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<Hara> The old USSR had one single time zone too. They had a hammer and sickle in the ground near the Kremlin and used it like a sundial.

<Hara> Arguments raged for years as to what to call the timezone

<Hara> Moscow Time?

<Hara> Comrade Time?

<Hara> In the end they all agreed.

<Hara> Hammer Time.

 

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Gary Wohlscheid, president of These Last Days Ministries, a Roman Catholic group in Lowell, Mich., put together a Web site that linked the implantable microchips to the apocalyptic prophecy in the book of Revelation.

 

"The Bible tells us that God's wrath will come to those who take the Mark of the Beast," he says. Those who refuse to accept the Satanic chip "will be saved," Wohlscheid offers in a comforting tone.

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<ziz> i'm reading this article about the new intel centrino pentium M processor

<ziz> apparently they had a lot of failures early in the manufacturing process

<ziz> but now they're happy with it

<ziz> and some embedded network appliance makers have begun using them in their webservers

<ziz> so the name of this thing is the "Dothan"

<ziz> and i keep thinking "...what, so many Dothans died to bring me this information?"

 

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A little boy goes to his father and asks 'Daddy, how was I born?'

The father answers, 'Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out, so...

Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo.

Then, I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe.

We sneaked into a secluded room, and googled each other.

There, your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall.

And since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared that said...

"You've got male!"

 

After 3 pop-ups, I finally disabled them by turning off the sammy flow option.

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source - http://www.militaryphotos.net/forums/showt...down-the-church

 

West Texican

 

When I joined the Marines I had to fill out a form for our ID tags that had a religious preference listing 3 Christian denominations among the choices. The DI [drill instructor] said if you did not see your denomination then in the blank write the word "other" and then the name of the denomination. I wrote "other" but got distracted and left out the actual name of the denomination. When my ID tags arrived under religious preference was the word OTHER. I have been an Otheran since then. I go to the Other church.

made me lol out loud

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Vigorous writing is concise. A sentence should contain no unnecessary words, a paragraph no unnecessary sentences, for the same reason a drawing should have no unnecessary lines and a machine no unnecessary parts. This requires not that the writer makes all sentences short or avoid all detail and treat subjects only an outline, but every word tell.

 

- William Strunk Jr. "The Elements of Style"

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I was walking to school one day and an ostensibly homeless man rode by on a bicycle.

 

As he passed, he looked me dead in the eyes and muttered, "Get a life." I had to stop walking and think about that for a second.

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"<Maniaman> so lets say i have a date

<Andares> Who's the lucky girl?

<Maniaman> if that date occurs between 2 dates in a single row in a database"

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"should not buy a used book... found a flyer of adult service in my book..."

--conservative friend via facebook.

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I should start buying more used books.

 

?Since light travels faster than sound, people appear bright until you hear them speak.?

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lol... nice play on words.

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Sensible quote.

 

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Sensible quote.

 

"Man?. Because he sacrifices his health in order to make money. Then he sacrifices money to recuperate his health. And then he is so anxious about the future that he does not enjoy the present; the result being that he does not live in the present or the future; he lives as if he is never going to die, and then dies having never really lived."

It seems naive to put down the power of money in our world.

 

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I don't think he means for anyone to give up on money altogether but rather to be content with what one has.

 

Note he said we give up health to make money which suggest that we're going against what is natural to make more money. (Overworking)

 

I read one study a few years ago comparing money with happiness, the curve rises sharply at first but then levels out at a certain point despite the increase in wealth.

 

So why throw away today just so you can retire 10 years from now when you don't even know if the economy won't take another dive or if you can survive to that age?

 

Take all things in moderation. That includes drugs, alcohol, and other activities.

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Yeah, something along those lines.

 

+++

 

Quote off friend's facebook; made me lol:

"asked for a 4-top, 1 side but barber decided to give me a 2-top, 1 side. (the customer right b4 got the 2-top and the barber totally brain-farted)

 

i've upgraded my look from special needs kid to chubby monk, ugh"

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/shrug

 

Which reminds me, when are you getting your haircut?

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Person 1: What are you going to be for Halloween?

Person 2: Clint Eastwood.

Person 1: How does that work?...

Person 2: Tell those kids to get off my lawn!

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Heard this on Hot 92.7 this morning:

 

For couples that fight a lot this could be you:

 

A man was telling his buddy over a beer, "I had a huge fight with my wife the other day. It only ended when she came to me on her hands and knees."

 

Friend: "Wow... then what happened?"

 

Man: " She screamed at me, "Get out from under the bed you coward!!""

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