Jedi2155 Posted July 22, 2007 Report Share Posted July 22, 2007 One quote per day per person. <Hara> The old USSR had one single time zone too. They had a hammer and sickle in the ground near the Kremlin and used it like a sundial. <Hara> Arguments raged for years as to what to call the timezone <Hara> Moscow Time? <Hara> Comrade Time? <Hara> In the end they all agreed. <Hara> Hammer Time. http://www.bash.org/?786116 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T1no Posted July 22, 2007 Report Share Posted July 22, 2007 "no hey Ren" ren Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kuhla Posted July 22, 2007 Report Share Posted July 22, 2007 Gary Wohlscheid, president of These Last Days Ministries, a Roman Catholic group in Lowell, Mich., put together a Web site that linked the implantable microchips to the apocalyptic prophecy in the book of Revelation. "The Bible tells us that God's wrath will come to those who take the Mark of the Beast," he says. Those who refuse to accept the Satanic chip "will be saved," Wohlscheid offers in a comforting tone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jedi2155 Posted September 20, 2007 Author Report Share Posted September 20, 2007 <ziz> i'm reading this article about the new intel centrino pentium M processor <ziz> apparently they had a lot of failures early in the manufacturing process <ziz> but now they're happy with it <ziz> and some embedded network appliance makers have begun using them in their webservers <ziz> so the name of this thing is the "Dothan" <ziz> and i keep thinking "...what, so many Dothans died to bring me this information?" http://bash.org/?494970 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kuhla Posted September 20, 2007 Report Share Posted September 20, 2007 ^^^^^ OH GAWD ...... I SEE WHAT THEY DID THAR Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jedi2155 Posted May 13, 2011 Author Report Share Posted May 13, 2011 A little boy goes to his father and asks 'Daddy, how was I born?' The father answers, 'Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out, so... Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo. Then, I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, and googled each other. There, your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall. And since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared that said... "You've got male!" After 3 pop-ups, I finally disabled them by turning off the sammy flow option. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kuhla Posted May 16, 2011 Report Share Posted May 16, 2011 source - http://www.militaryphotos.net/forums/showt...down-the-church West Texican When I joined the Marines I had to fill out a form for our ID tags that had a religious preference listing 3 Christian denominations among the choices. The DI [drill instructor] said if you did not see your denomination then in the blank write the word "other" and then the name of the denomination. I wrote "other" but got distracted and left out the actual name of the denomination. When my ID tags arrived under religious preference was the word OTHER. I have been an Otheran since then. I go to the Other church. made me lol out loud Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turvy Posted August 31, 2011 Report Share Posted August 31, 2011 Vigorous writing is concise. A sentence should contain no unnecessary words, a paragraph no unnecessary sentences, for the same reason a drawing should have no unnecessary lines and a machine no unnecessary parts. This requires not that the writer makes all sentences short or avoid all detail and treat subjects only an outline, but every word tell. - William Strunk Jr. "The Elements of Style" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jedi2155 Posted September 8, 2011 Author Report Share Posted September 8, 2011 I was walking to school one day and an ostensibly homeless man rode by on a bicycle. As he passed, he looked me dead in the eyes and muttered, "Get a life." I had to stop walking and think about that for a second. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jedi2155 Posted September 11, 2011 Author Report Share Posted September 11, 2011 "<Maniaman> so lets say i have a date <Andares> Who's the lucky girl? <Maniaman> if that date occurs between 2 dates in a single row in a database" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turvy Posted September 13, 2011 Report Share Posted September 13, 2011 "should not buy a used book... found a flyer of adult service in my book..."--conservative friend via facebook. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jedi2155 Posted September 14, 2011 Author Report Share Posted September 14, 2011 I should start buying more used books. ?Since light travels faster than sound, people appear bright until you hear them speak.? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turvy Posted September 14, 2011 Report Share Posted September 14, 2011 lol... nice play on words. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turvy Posted October 11, 2011 Report Share Posted October 11, 2011 Sensible quote. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kuhla Posted October 11, 2011 Report Share Posted October 11, 2011 Sensible quote. "Man?. Because he sacrifices his health in order to make money. Then he sacrifices money to recuperate his health. And then he is so anxious about the future that he does not enjoy the present; the result being that he does not live in the present or the future; he lives as if he is never going to die, and then dies having never really lived." It seems naive to put down the power of money in our world. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turvy Posted October 11, 2011 Report Share Posted October 11, 2011 I don't think he means for anyone to give up on money altogether but rather to be content with what one has. Note he said we give up health to make money which suggest that we're going against what is natural to make more money. (Overworking) I read one study a few years ago comparing money with happiness, the curve rises sharply at first but then levels out at a certain point despite the increase in wealth. So why throw away today just so you can retire 10 years from now when you don't even know if the economy won't take another dive or if you can survive to that age? Take all things in moderation. That includes drugs, alcohol, and other activities. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kuhla Posted October 11, 2011 Report Share Posted October 11, 2011 I'm just being silly. Don't take it too seriously. I read one study a few years ago comparing money with happiness, the curve rises sharply at first but then levels out at a certain point despite the increase in wealth. What you are looking for is the http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/World_Values_Survey Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turvy Posted October 12, 2011 Report Share Posted October 12, 2011 Yeah, something along those lines. +++ Quote off friend's facebook; made me lol: "asked for a 4-top, 1 side but barber decided to give me a 2-top, 1 side. (the customer right b4 got the 2-top and the barber totally brain-farted) i've upgraded my look from special needs kid to chubby monk, ugh" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kuhla Posted October 12, 2011 Report Share Posted October 12, 2011 4 top, 1 side? That's..... really top heavy.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turvy Posted October 12, 2011 Report Share Posted October 12, 2011 /shrug Which reminds me, when are you getting your haircut? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malaphax Posted October 12, 2011 Report Share Posted October 12, 2011 He was clearly going for the prince of bel air haircut: edit by kuhla: image rehosted Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kuhla Posted November 1, 2011 Report Share Posted November 1, 2011 Person 1: What are you going to be for Halloween? Person 2: Clint Eastwood. Person 1: How does that work?... Person 2: Tell those kids to get off my lawn! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turvy Posted February 28, 2012 Report Share Posted February 28, 2012 Heard this on Hot 92.7 this morning: For couples that fight a lot this could be you: A man was telling his buddy over a beer, "I had a huge fight with my wife the other day. It only ended when she came to me on her hands and knees." Friend: "Wow... then what happened?" Man: " She screamed at me, "Get out from under the bed you coward!!"" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ren Posted February 29, 2012 Report Share Posted February 29, 2012 its funny because its true Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jedi2155 Posted February 29, 2012 Author Report Share Posted February 29, 2012 No wonder because he's a loser and a wimp. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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