Turvy Posted March 28, 2012 Report Share Posted March 28, 2012 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jedi2155 Posted March 28, 2012 Author Report Share Posted March 28, 2012 Touche my dear. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jedi2155 Posted July 20, 2012 Author Report Share Posted July 20, 2012 Prof: I love my job, I save lives. Student: Why, aren't you a doctor? Prof: No, I'm a biochem teacher. I prevent morons from becoming doctors. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turvy Posted September 13, 2012 Report Share Posted September 13, 2012 LOL.... good one. "Whenever you find yourself on the side of majority, it is time you pause and reflect." --Mark Twain Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jedi2155 Posted September 23, 2012 Author Report Share Posted September 23, 2012 As a friend, I would like to point out that type of talk should probably be kept private. It paints a negative picture of your significant other. If she doesn't care, then it doesn't matter but she might be embarrassed otherwise. Just my opinion. I did ask if I could tell my friends that, but she never did answer me on it. I do like to embarrass her sometimes. I didn't see how it paints a negative picture of her on it though so I'm deleting it. It was a joke quote meant to have two purposes, show how insensitive I can be sometimes, and allude at something else that had innuendo even though nothing of the sort occurred (as Tino knows very well how often I take off my belt at his house). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turvy Posted September 25, 2012 Report Share Posted September 25, 2012 Cynical realism is the intelligent man's best excuse for doing nothing in an intolerable situation. - Aldous Huxley Watch what people are cynical about and one can often discover what they lack - George S. Patton I love Winston Churchill quotes.... Success is not final, failure is not fatal; it is the courage to continue that counts. - Winston Churchill Continuous effort - not strength or intelligence - is the key to unlocking our potential - Winston Churchill Criticism may not be agreeable, but it is necessary. It fulfils the same function as pain in the human body. It calls attention to an unhealthy state of things.- Winston Churchill Read more at http://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/authors/...AbqU3Gcs8Qt1.99 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jedi2155 Posted October 4, 2012 Author Report Share Posted October 4, 2012 I teach community college. The other day a 28 year old woman in class said that the "average person touches their face 375 times per minute." Per minute. PER MINUTE. We told her no and she stood her ground. She would NOT yield. Said it was research. This fat kid in the back of the room is a physics major. He was about to lose it. Just stared at me and tapped his face as fast as he could. I love that kid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turvy Posted October 4, 2012 Report Share Posted October 4, 2012 looooool!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jedi2155 Posted March 1, 2013 Author Report Share Posted March 1, 2013 Having friends is important. If you have friends, that means you arenot insufferable. Make sure you meet the friends of your friends. Ifyou can’t stand any of them, then your friend has poor taste and theirvalidation does you no good. Move on. My advice: save energy bybefriending people that have no other friends. Read more: http://www.businessinsider.com/kuhla-masons-weird-groupon-ceo-2013-2?op=1#ixzz2MHdZsLz6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jedi2155 Posted May 17, 2013 Author Report Share Posted May 17, 2013 Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malaphax Posted September 11, 2013 Report Share Posted September 11, 2013 "Fuck, you guys are giving us the shaft," the agent said. Biddle wasn't intimidated. "No, we're not giving you the shaft, we're merely commoditizing the shaft," he responded. Source: http://boingboing.net/2013/09/11/how-the-feds-asked-microsoft-t.html Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jedi2155 Posted September 11, 2013 Author Report Share Posted September 11, 2013 I don't understand the humor....I know its there but I simple don't get it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malaphax Posted September 11, 2013 Report Share Posted September 11, 2013 “Explaining a joke is like dissecting a frog. You understand it better but the frog dies in the process.” -E.B. White Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jedi2155 Posted September 12, 2013 Author Report Share Posted September 12, 2013 Kill the Kermit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jedi2155 Posted September 14, 2013 Author Report Share Posted September 14, 2013 How to get rid of the person next to you: "fart, cough hard, talk about engineering" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jedi2155 Posted September 23, 2013 Author Report Share Posted September 23, 2013 I believe we are, in some way, headed for a man made extinction event. These things happen all the time to this planet. It's nothing new and there's no reason that we shouldn't be the thing that creates it this time around. I just hope our hearts and brains can figure a way to slide through it fairly gracefully. But maybe "extinction event" and "graceful" never appear side to side for a reason. - Peter Buffet Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jedi2155 Posted September 29, 2013 Author Report Share Posted September 29, 2013 Pearls of wisdom: "Women are shoemakers and men are the customers. You want the customers that will try on one, keep it, love it, and cherish it. You don't want the ones that will try on all the shoes and not buy anything. ...Especially the ones with the big feet. They stretch out your shoes and make them ugly." Thank you, grandmother. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jedi2155 Posted October 26, 2013 Author Report Share Posted October 26, 2013 "Folks, I can tell you I've known eight presidents, three of them intimately." --Joe Biden, Aug. 22, 2012 "I promise you, the president has a big stick. I promise you." --Joe Biden, citing Theodore Roosevelt's famous quote, "Speak softly and carry a big stick; you will go far." (April 26, 2012) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jedi2155 Posted November 8, 2013 Author Report Share Posted November 8, 2013 In the end, it shouldn't matter whether you get there or not. There is no light at the end of the tunnel, not because there isn't any light, but because you shouldn't be in any tunnel to begin with. Have goals, work hard, but be where it is bright. A little anxiety at 27 is healthy though and also quite common. It tends to get worse, but you just have to forget how old you are (I have been told this is easier for Men). Try this: Pretend you are 60 for a minute, then pretend to be a 60 year old pretending to be 55. Would anyone tell the difference, or even care? Now return to 27 and secretly pretend you are 22. Now spend the next 5 years the way you envisioned you would have, so that you can be the 27 year old you always imagined you would be. If you succeed, you are probably ahead of yourself, even at 32. If you fail, you are just like everyone else who failed until 32 but eventually succeeds by 37. If you fail again, you are just like everyone else that failed until 37 but succeeds by 42. Eventually by the time you retire, you will catch up with yourself, or settle in a good place. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jedi2155 Posted March 23, 2014 Author Report Share Posted March 23, 2014 "Group sex is better than one-on-one because, as in any sort of collective work, you can shirk off," said Putin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jedi2155 Posted April 21, 2014 Author Report Share Posted April 21, 2014 Old AIM Quotes (I got plenty of them =D) T1nOl1c1oUS (Martino Harly in reference to Ren)T1nOl1c1oUS (6:38:01 PM): he dint go online tht muchJeDi2155 (6:38:06 PM): yeahT1nOl1c1oUS (6:38:10 PM): hes busy with his stupid lil edonkey d.lJeDi2155 (6:38:14 PM): lolT1nOl1c1oUS (6:38:17 PM): he said aim will take away his bandwith T1nOl1c1oUS (8:25:46 PM): who wana buy thtJeDi2155 (8:25:47 PM): lolJeDi2155 (8:25:51 PM): rich bastardsT1nOl1c1oUS (8:26:01 PM): omg idiotT1nOl1c1oUS (8:26:18 PM): if i have 1 million i wont get tht shjitJeDi2155 (8:26:27 PM): lolJeDi2155 (8:26:31 PM): why not?T1nOl1c1oUS (8:26:39 PM): causeT1nOl1c1oUS (8:26:50 PM): then u call me ricch bastard Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jedi2155 Posted May 27, 2014 Author Report Share Posted May 27, 2014 “Just look at us. Everything is backwards, everything is upside down. Doctors destroy health, lawyers destroy justice, psychiatrists destroy minds, scientists destroy truth, major media destroys information, religions destroy spirituality and governments destroy freedom.” – Michael Ellner Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kuhla Posted January 16, 2015 Report Share Posted January 16, 2015 source - http://www.irishcentral.com/news/Pope-says-hed-punch-someone-who-insulted-his-mother.html “One cannot react violently, but if [someone] says something bad about my mother, he can expect a punch. It’s to be expected,” - Pope Francis Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jedi2155 Posted January 16, 2015 Author Report Share Posted January 16, 2015 Musk also met Hans Koenigsmann, a German engineer who became the company’s fourth technical employee, at a rocketry club launch in the Mojave desert. “My German accent helps in presentations,” Koenigsmann says. “When I say, ‘This will work,’ it is more convincing than other accents for some reason.” http://qz.com/281619/what-it-took-for-elon-musks-spacex-to-disrupt-boeing-leapfrog-nasa-and-become-a-serious-space-company/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ren Posted January 17, 2015 Report Share Posted January 17, 2015 German engineering Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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