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some of these are kinda messed up but yea... its funny lol...

 

source - http://www.militaryphotos.net/forums/showt...?t=85752&page=2

 

Q. How do you say "Give me liberty or give me death!" in French?

A. I give up.

 

Q. How many Frenchmen does it take to defend Paris?

A. Nobody knows. It's never been tried.

 

Q. What do you call 100,000 Frenchmen with their hands up?

A. The French Army.

 

Q. Why was the Chunnel built under the English Channel?

A. So the French government could to flee to London.

 

Q: Did you hear about the new French tanks?

A: They have 5 gears...4 in reverse, and one forward gear just in case they're attacked from behind!

 

Q: Why don't they have fireworks at Euro Disney?

A: Because every time they shoot them off, the French try to surrender.

 

Q: Why do they have trees in Paris?

A: So the Germans can march in the shade instead of the sun

 

Q: Why is good to be French?

A: You can surrender at the beginning of the war, and US will win it for you.

 

Q: What is the first thing you are taught when joining the French army?

A: To say "I surrender" in German

 

Q: Why was Jesus not born in France?

A: Because they couldn?t find three wise men or a virgin.

 

Q: Did you hear about France's new weapons contracts?

A: They gave one to Ace Hardware to produce 250,000 wood sticks...they are still looking for a company to produce 250,000 little white flags.

oh and uhh... i need to work a picture in here somewhere...hmm...

 

source - http://www.militaryphotos.net/forums/showt...ead.php?t=85752

 

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A Summer Redneck Games mascot named Freight Train poses July 8, 2006 during the 11th annual games in Dublin, Georgia. Started in 1996 as a spoof for the summer Olympics held in Atlanta, the games feature bobbing for pigs feet, hub cap hurling and the Redneck mud pit belly flop contest for trophies. (Photo by Stephen Morton/Getty Images)

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A belly flop contestant hits the surface of the mud pit in the marquee event of the 2006 Redneck Games in East Dublin, Ga., Saturday, July 8, 2006. The event was started in 1996 by a local radio station as a spoof of the Summer Olympics in Atlanta. It's grown in popularity, garnering media attention from around the world, and last year drew more than 15,000 visitors, organizers said. (AP Photo/The Telegraph, Grant Blankenship)

and uhh need to work in some germans here somewhere right??

 

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Feldj?ger aus Zweibr?cken bei der Darstellung einer Zugriffsoperation (Quelle Redaktion Heer)

No translation needed, I think the picture pretty much explains iteself.

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remeber yesterday I was posting about ( http://tacinept.com/phpBB/viewtopic.php?t=1081 ) how Pres Bush was visitng germany. Here are a bunch of pictures of the security forces from today's pix thread.

 

source - http://www.militaryphotos.net/forums/showt...ead.php?t=85989

 

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Armed police snipers are on guard as US President George W. Bush visits the old city hall at Stralsund, eastern Germany, on Thursday, July 13, 2006. The US President spends a two-day visit to here on the invitation by Germany's Chancellor Angela Merkel. (AP Photo/Fabian Bimmer)

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A marksman of the police is on guard during US President George W. Bush visits the old city hall at Stralsund, eastern Germany, on Thursday, July 13, 2006. The US President spends a two-day visit to here on the invitation by Germany's Chancellor Angela Merkel. (AP Photo/Fabian Bimmer)

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A marksman of the special police forces prepares his DSR-1 rifle near the marketplace of Stralsund, eastern Germany, Thursday, July 13, 2006. This northern port city's historic center was turned back into the fortress of old as U.S. President George W. Bush prepared to meet Thursday with German Chancellor Angela Merkel. Security around Stralsund was tight, with fighter jets and helicopters patrolling the skies and police checking the city's 2,200 manhole covers that had been welded shut to ensure that nothing disrupts Bush's visit to Merkel's constituency. (AP Photo/Peter Kneffel, pool)

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Police marksmen watch over a deserted street and homes in the town of Stralsund, northern Germany, Thursday, July 13, 2006 during the visit of U.S. president George W. Bush. Inhabitants were prohibited from showing in the streets and windows for security reasons. (AP Photo/Diether Endlicher)

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Police guard a deserted street in the town of Stralsund, northern Germany, Thursday, July 13, 2006 during the visit of U.S. president George W. Bush. Inhabitants were prohibited from showing up in the streets and opening windows for security reasons. Bush spends a three-day-visit to Germany. (AP Photo/Diether Endlicher)

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George W. Bush, President of the United States, front, waves at the end of his speech in front of the town hall during his visit in Stralsund, nothern Germany, Thursday, July 13, 2006. In the background are from left: Bush's wife Laura, German cancellor Angela Merkel and her husband Joachim Sauer. Bush is stopping to talk with his newest European ally before heading to the Group of Eight summit to tackle a host of thorny problems including Iran, North Korea, and the Middle East. He has struck up a better relationship with Merkel than with her predecessor, Gerhard Schroeder. (AP Photo/Michael Sohn)

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German special police officer prepares to accompany the motorcade of U.S. President George W. Bush in the north-eastern German town of Stralsund at the Baltic Sea July 13, 2006. Bush called Germany a key ally in the promotion of peace and freedom on Thursday at the start of a visit to the former communist east designed to strengthen bilateral ties. REUTERS/Christian Charisius (GERMANY)

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A wild boar is roasted for a barbecue of U.S. President George W. Bush and German Chancellor Angela Merkel with residents in the north-eastern German village of Trinwillershagen at the German Baltic sea July 13, 2006. REUTERS/Fabrizio Bensch (GERMANY)

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A man looks toward a grilled wild boar at a barbecue for U.S. President George W. Bush and German Chancellor Angela Merkel with residents of the village Trinwillershagen near Stralsund, northern Germany, on Thursday, July 13, 2006. The U.S. president spends an official visit to Germany. (AP Photo/Markus Schreiber)

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Special police forces on a roof in Trinwillershagen near Stralsund, nothern Germany, Thursday, July 13, 2006. George W. Bush, President of the United States will have a wild boar barbeque during his meeting with inhabitants of Trinwillershagen and German chancellor Angela Merkel as part of his visit to Stralsund. (AP Photo/Michael Sohn)

 

 

and now for something completly different.... aka, not german.

 

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Sgt. Kevin West of the Edgecombe County Sheriff's Department takes aim during a live-fire exercise Tuesday, July 11, 2006, during the Scout/Sniper School at the Edgecombe County Sheriff's Training Center in Pinetops, N.C. The community near Pinetops was destroyed by flooding caused by Hurricane Floyd in 1999 and is now the site of a training center for the Edgecombe County sheriff's department, which is holding it's ever sniper school there this week. (AP Photo/The Tarboro Southerner, Shannon Keith)

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that pouch on his back (water sack, think camelback) would be nice for this sunday....

 

High-school-age students, joined by some of their parents, listen to the description and function of some of the SWAT team's gear during the annual FBI youth leadership program at Fort Leavenworth, Kan., Wednesday, July 12, 2006, It was a public outreach program to educate youths about the FBI and get them involved at an early age. (AP Photo/The Kansas City Star, Shane Keyser)

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LOL!

 

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in case some of you have been living under a rock, Israel and Lebanon are at war ...... again....... kinda

 

 

ah what the heck... more germans pls...

 

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Nothing that cool posted lately so there has been nothing to bump this thread with :| ... here is one pic i found funny though from today's pic thread...

 

source - http://www.militaryphotos.net/forums/showt...?t=87079&page=2

 

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A resident stands in front of his a collapsed apartment building in the southern suburbs of Beirut, Lebanon Wednesday, July 26, 2006, which was destroyed by fresh Israeli airstrikes Tuesday. Hezbollah guerrillas battled to stop Israeli troops from taking the southern stronghold of Bint Jbail on Wednesday, inflicting several Israeli casualties, as Arab and Western foreign ministers assembled in Rome for talks on the crisis. (AP Photo/KEVORK DJANSEZIAN)

Dude! You got a Dell!

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this man must airsoft in his spare time lol because of what he has all got going on right there....

 

Lets see, a G36K which is already strange because most law enforcement agencies have gone wtih G36Cs, then he has two mags clipped together, the light and the EOtech. Planning on getting in some long, night time firefights are we? lol...

 

I can so see him saying "Dude.....this rifle looks deh shizz and you know it...."

 

source - http://www.militaryphotos.net/forums/showthread.php?t=88405

 

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There were a lot of pics of dif law enforcement agencies (in response to the foiled terrorist plot thingy) from all over the world in Today's Pic thread @ http://www.militaryphotos.net/forums/showthread.php?t=88383

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